Is someone - is anyone over here sad? *cheering* Are you really sad? None of you look sad to me. How ‘bout over here?
You, you’re, in the red, you’re sad? Are you sure? Cause you don’t look sad. Are you really going through a hard time? You are? What’s your name? Cynthia? Cynthia.
You know what? I was pretty sure that I was the saddest person in the whole world. Like my sadness was more sad than other people’s sadness. Like people would be like, This devastating thing is happening to me, and I would just start going, Uh-huh. But inside I was like, they have no idea. What it means to feel sad like I do (laughs). Um, or they’d be like, You don’t understand, she’s so beautiful, and I’d be like, Probably not as beautiful as the girl that broke my heart.
Um, stuff like that, but anyways, Cynthia, here’s the thing. You’re not gonna care in like two years. You’re gonna be like, whatever Bob, or Jane, or whoever the fuck this person is, this piece of shit is, you know, you’re just gonna be like, Go fuck yourself.”